Chris Cannon blames plague of bigots spoof

June 26, 2008

http://origin.sltrib.com/ci_9697237

Chris Cannon of Utah lost to Jason Chaffetz in a primary because of Cannon’s support of legal and illegal immigration aka amnesty.

“I think the Republicans are in for a tough ride anyway, and I think the ennui that is being felt here in Utah is going on around the country,” Cannon said in an interview on Wednesday. “This is a plague nationwide.”

Somewhere near the Alamo

One of Davy’s men: What’s that word ennui mean Davy?

Davy Crockett: That’s a Congress word they use to talk about voters.

Man: But what’s it mean?

Davy: When the voters re-elect them, it means they are too stupid to see Congress harm them. When they vote them out, it means they woke up.

Man: So we are expected to fight to win our country and then let locusts take over Congress and give it to the people we fought?

Davy: If you don’t, they call you a bigot.

Man: It sounds like what Congress calls an American.

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