Obama the system failed news conference.
Obama: The system failed.
Libby the Reporter: But isn’t diversity the system?
Obama: Of course.
Libby: How can diversity fail? Except from white people I mean.
Obama: Because the plot failed, we have all this evidence of what happened. Also this Dutch guy became a hero.
Libby: Dutch white guy you mean.
Obama: Exactly.
Libby: After Fort Hood, General Casey said Diversity was the Mission. How can that not be the case here?
Obama: Diversity is always the mission. We start with that.
Libby: So diversity failed because the bomb didn’t go off?
Obama: Its amazing how stupid our people can be at times. They really shoot themselves in the foot.
Libby: While trying to blow up the plane.
Obama: Then some white guy gets to play hero. Which is such an embarrassment to me.
Libby: Do you take it personally, this Dutch white guy saving the day.
Obama: I am so offended. He was so acting stupidly.
Libby: It was the Nigerian’s own plane. Especially flying into Detroit which is clearly one of your cities.
Obama: They are all my cities.
Libby: Diversity rules everywhere.
Obama: So it is written. So it shall be done.
