White House. Robert Gibbs enters to brief the press.
Fred the Unshred: I hear that Obama is setting up Voodoo panels in Haiti.
Gibbs: Is that in the new Palin book or did you hear it on Fox?
Fred: This is solid reporting. Its coming from DHV.
Gibbs: DHV?
Fred: Department of Homeland Voodoo.
Gibbs: There is no such deparment.
Fred: Look at the little government phone book.
Gibbs: There is no little government phone book.
Fred: Well, the big one.
Gibbs: DHV. It really exists. Department of Homeland Voodoo. How did that get there?
Fred: Some Haitian spell if you ask around.
Gibbs: This is the Obama House.
Fred: Department of Hussein Voodoo? Department of Haiti Security. Do you see those?
Gibbs: They are in there. This is an April Fool’s joke.
Fred: Its not April.
Gibbs: So what gives?
…
Fade out and we hear:
Gibbs is in the Obamazone. The Haitian earthquake ripped a hole in time. Now Haiti rules Obama’s destiny.
