Barack Hussein Obama Jr.: I have called you here to discuss our coming war with Libya.
Boehner: I’ve got a Republican fund raiser. Can we keep this short?
Reid: I have angry Latinos who want White jobs.
Boehner: I have a Republican fund raiser.
Obama: You’ll get to it.
McConnell: This won’t delay nuclear power will it?
Obama: Not if they have money.
Boehner: I have a Republican fund raiser.
Obama: Ok Ok. Just take some money from the Treasury on your way out.
Boehner: We don’t do that in America.
Obama: White people. Its the same in the end anyhow.
Pelosi: I want my military plane back. How do you expect me to fly to San Francisco on a Friday afternoon after this meeting?
Obama: No problem. I just tweeted my final 4 picks.
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