(Spoof) The Republican National Committee issued a clarification of Michael Steele’s comments about the rats, that is mice scurrying on the Hill.
Reporter: Herr Reichmarshal Spokes-person Joseph Goebbels, is that the correct form of address for the spokes-person of the Reich Nazi Committee?
Joey Gerbils: My name is Gerbils not Goebbels. Another fine misunderstanding you got us into with your bad electronics.
Reporter: Joey, what did Michael Steele mean when he said that the rats were scurrying in Nazi Germany?
Gerbils: He didn’t say they were scurrying in Nazi Germany.
Reporter: So he said they were scurrying like the Hill was Nazi Germany?
Gerbils: He didn’t say Nazi Germany this time.
Reporter: But that’s what he meant, wasn’t it?
Gerbils: No it was the Republican Party Convention he said was like Nazi Germany.
Reporter: So you confirm he did call the Republican Party Nazi Germany?
Gerbils: No what I meant to say is that he was misquoted calling the Republican Party Nazi Germany, not that he called the Hill, Nazi Germany.
Reporter: Do you want to look at youtube on that?
Gerbils: Lets move on.
Reporter: Is the RNC the Fuhrer bunker now?
Gerbils: It feels like it.
Reporter: Can we quote you on that?
Gerbils: No you may not.
Reporter: But he did say the Hill was like a Nuremberg Rally?
Gerbils: Nein, er sagte das nicht. I mean, he didn’t say that.
Reporter: Und was ist nachste fur Herr Steele?
Gerbils: Wir nehmen Amerika. Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil.
Autochthon D. L. Hughley
Herr Michael Steele spricht mit Frau Laura Ingraham.