Obama makes Daily Kos death panel for pigs Spoof

September 9, 2009

(Spoof) Obama in his historic address to Congress proclaimed that Daily Kos was appointed a death panel for pigs.    Daily Kos immediately declared Sarah Palin and thereby all her children and grandchildren pigs.   Daily Kos announced they would all be taken to the Kos Chamber for a kulak cleansing of the Palin Problem.

Democrats cheered when Obama made his announcement.  Obama claimed that no illegal alien would face a death panel for the simple reason that only whites look like pigs.  Obama further clarified that no person was illegal and therefore no check of id was allowed by health care provider or insurer including the public option, which is like the police in most cities already.

Obama said that he could see many pigs around him, at which point there was an outburst.  Pelosi asked Biden the name of the pig whose name was taken down to go to the Kos Kammer.  Pelosi mouthed, Death to the Pigs to Biden who smiled idiotically.

Obama calling Sarah Palin a pig:


Obama’s plan is simple take from the pigs and give to the people of color who have been historically discriminated against on health care.  This is reparations of the final kind.  Obama said he didn’t want any other president to have to face the reparations problem, that he would be the last.  Democrats cheered at this, but the pigs were strangely silent.

Obama said that the only good pig was one in the Kos Chamber.  Democrats erupted into cheers.  Obama said that only a pig could oppose his plan.  Democrats smiled and laughed.  Even Pelosi.

Obama said finally the pig problem will be solved.  The Democrats burst into applause.  Then they stood up.  Obama said it was an old saying that we would process no pig before its time. Well, he said, now is the time.  Pelosi and Biden both laughed mirthlessly.

Obama then led the chamber in a Muslim prayer saying that pigs were unclean and an affront to Allah.  He said that was why the pigs must be removed and was why the Daily Kos must expose the pigs among us and remove them.  Obama said that Allah demanded the pigs be cleansed.  The Democrats cheered.


Obama said the Mayor of London had ordered his people to celebrate Ramadan and that he was ordering the same here.   Obama said that before the next Ramadan let us solve the pig problem once and for all.  The Democrats burst into applause and shouted that this would be a new birth certificate for a pigless nation.   Pelosi smiled her merciless smile.   Biden bobbed his head.  The Democrats bowed before the One and shouted Allah Akbar.

==Comment at WaPo

What hospital was Obama born in? Where is the birth certificate? The man can’t tell the truth about anything. Obama again stonewalled the courts on his applications to college that likely claim he is a dual citizen and thereby a diversity bonus. Judge Carter has ordered discovery to start but Obama is now using DOJ to stonewall. Once the documents come out, Obama will be exposed as a fraud just like his health care.

Posted by: OldAtlantic | September 9, 2009 10:10 PM



Don’t worry, OldAtlantic. The Obama health plan will even cover treatment for your delusional condition.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | September 9, 2009 10:17 PM

Nosy_Parker, my fellow blogger, was Obama born in Kapiolani Medical center?  Not sure?  If you aren’t sure what hospital he was born in, what makes you sure he can pay for the health care of everyone in the world who passes through here?  What is the name of the doctor who signed Obama’s birth certificate?

Posted by: OldAtlantic | September 9, 2009 10:21 PM

All your questions, and more, answered right here:

Oh, and don’t forget that pesky (for your birther conspiracy) detail of Obama’s birth announcement in the Honolulu papers a few days later.

Game. Set. Match.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | September 9, 2009 10:31 PM

Nosy_Parker, What hospital was Obama born in? What doctor signed Obama’s birth certificate? Why can’t you write the answers instead of a link that doesn’t know either.

Posted by: OldAtlantic | September 9, 2009 10:34 PM

OldAtlantic, the burden of proof is on YOU (and other birthers) to disprove the legitimacy of Obama’s birth certificate. Conspiracy theories don’t constitute viable evidence in court. You’re outta here.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | September 9, 2009 10:52 PM

How a prima facie case works:
1. Complainant asserts complaint.
2. Respondent supplies evidence refuting complaint.
3. Burden of proof is on Complainant to discredit Respondent’s evidence by the preponderance-of-evidence (i.e >50%) standard.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | September 9, 2009 10:55 PM

OldAtlantic, the burden of proof is on YOU (and other birthers) to disprove the legitimacy of Obama’s birth certificate. Conspiracy theories don’t constitute viable evidence in court. You’re outta here.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | September 9, 2009 10:52 PM

Then why does Obama ask Judge Carter to dismiss the case instead of letting Hawaii show what they have and the colleges he went to show if he applied as a dual citizen to overcome his possibly medium tier grades and test scores?

Case SA-CV09-0082-DOC (Keyes V. Obama)

Judge has ordered compliance with FRCP 26 by the parties by Oct 5, 2009 or face a short deadline.  Obama is hoping the appeals court stops the discovery motion in time for him to keep the fraud going.

Why can’t you say the name of the doctor who signed Obama’s birth certificate?  How can you trust him to reform health care if we don’t know that or what hospital he was born in?

Posted by: OldAtlantic | September 9, 2009 11:10 PM

OldAtlantic, how many times must it repeated? The burden of proof re the authenticity of Barack Obama’s birth certificate resides with those who challenge it, namely you and your fellow birthers. He’s fulfilled step 2 in the prima facie case, namely producing his standard birth certificate. Just because you howl doesn’t mean he has to do more. He’s as protected by the law as you’d be.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | September 9, 2009 11:16 PM

Hawaii has not even confirmed that COLB. Hawaii doesn’t decide what is required to prove Natural Born Citizen.

What Hospital was he born at? What doctor signed his birth certificate? Why won’t he disclose it? Did he apply to Occidental or Columbia as a dual national citizen?

Judge David Carter has ordered a hearing for Oct 5 2009 to discuss discovery.


Why doesn’t WaPo report that? Or CNN?

Posted by: OldAtlantic | September 9, 2009 11:24 PM


The nastiness of August reached from the town halls into the Capitol as President Obama spoke about his health care plan Wednesday. South Carolina Republican Rep. Joe Wilson shouted “You lie!” after Obama said his health reform proposal would not cover illegal immigrants.

Posted at 10:16 PM ET on Sep 9, 2009


Obama called Sarah Palin a pig and instigated the Daily Kos attack on him.  Obama gave Hillary and McCain the finger.  If he is so childish why should we trust him?  What is the name of the doctor who signed Obama’s birth certificate?  Until he shows us that signature, why should we trust him on anything?  We can’t even trust that he is president.

Posted by: OldAtlantic | September 9, 2009 10:29 PM

Joe Wilson is a man who doesn’t have to hide his birth certificate.  Joe Wilson didn’t get into college by saying he was a dual citizen and so a diversity payoff.  Obama didn’t retain natural born citizen status.  That makes him the Great Defrauder.

Posted by: OldAtlantic | September 9, 2009 10:46 PM

, Oldatlantic, put away that tired argument. You’re just like Wilson! Don’t pretend that it is anything else!
Sonny53 | September 9, 2009 10:42 PM

But, instead of correcting that, on the GOP side, you got fools like OldAtlantic and Joe Wilson leading the charge.
AutumnBanter | September 9, 2009 10:54 PM

The creature from the OldAtlantic is up past his bedtime. Nurse! Nurse!

Posted by: johng1 | September 9, 2009 10:48 PM

What hospital was Obama born in?  What doctor signed his birth certificate?  Why won’t Obama release his original hospital issued doctor signed birth certificate?  he is a fraudster on being president.  He can’t legally sign a health care bill because he isn’t legally president.

Posted by: OldAtlantic | September 9, 2009 11:01 PM

They can only call names, they can’t answer these basic questions.



Judge David Carter’s order to comply with FRCP 26 on discovery:



this is to “OldAtlantic”
where’s Sarah Palins High School Diploma ? I know Republicans are stupid, but most graduated from high school didn’t they ?

Posted by: wasaUFO | September 9, 2009 11:07 PM

“Joe Wilson didn’t get into college by saying he was a dual citizen and so a diversity payoff.”

As I suspect Joe Wilson is (was) not a Constitutional Law Professor or the President of the Harvard Law Review.

Posted by: JohnInMI | September 9, 2009 11:11 PM

Palin doesn’t need a HS diploma to be president its not in the Constitution. But Obama has to disclose his original hospital issued doctor signed birth certificate.

Obama taught Constitutional Law at Chicago and thus he knows when he applied to Occidental and Columbia as a dual citizen after age 18 he disqualified himself from being president.  That’s why he won’t let those two or Harvard disclose his application.

Judge David Carter has ordered discovery and set October 5 for conference.

Why hasn’t WaPo reported on this judge’s order?  You are told what to think by WaPo and CNN.

Posted by: OldAtlantic | September 9, 2009 11:20 PM


3 Responses to “Obama makes Daily Kos death panel for pigs Spoof”

  1. Nosy: 1. “Barack Obama” has supplied no “evidence refuting complaint.” Ever. His strategy, as OAL noted, has been to get friendly judges to dismiss cases against him, with rationalizations so flimsy that they wouldn’t pass muster at the Phoenix University School of Law.

    2. Also, pace OAL, “Barack Obama” has never provided a “standard birth certificate,” just a COLB. You do know the difference, don’t you?

    3. You offer up a Snopes.com page as your attempt at refuting OAL, but that dog won’t hunt. The Mikkelsons are relying on discredited claims by the folks at factcheck.org. Contrary to their claim, they never handled “Obama’s” original birth certificate. Indeed, their own photograph, at the link you provided, Nosy, shows not the birth certificate, but the COLB. In other words, they lied. And since the Mikkelsons relied on lies, they too are discredited.

    The Mikkelsons’ claim never meant much to me anyway, because I know they’re lefties, and thus protective of “Obama,” and because I’ve seen them screw up before. (Long after I’d tracked down and discredited the rumor that neo-Nazi/white supremacist/FBI agent provocateur Hal Turner had put into circulation that the Knoxville Horror assailants had chopped off one or both of Channon Christian’s breasts and Christopher Newsom’s penis, they still were repeating Turner’s fiction as gospel. They eventually corrected most of their errors, but still falsely assert that Channon Christian’s killers poured bleach down her throat “post-mortem,” when in fact she was still alive, and continue to parrot the MSM party line that there was no effort to suppress reporting on the atrocity.)

    4. Further, according to an Indonesian birth certificate whose original was photographed by the AP, when “Obama’s” Indonesian stepfather, Lolo Soetoro, adopted him, he changed his citizenship to Indonesian and his name to “Barry Soetoro.”

    In order to legally qualify to run for president of the United States of America, prior to filing to run, Barry Soetoro would have to have: 1. Changed his citizenship back to American, or in the case of dual citizenship, have repudiated his Indonesian citizenship; and 2. Have legally changed his name back to Barack Hussein Obama II. If he cannot prove that he carried out both procedures, his candidature and thus presidency are both illegal, and he must be removed from office, and prosecuted.

    And in case you were wondering, these matters cannot be retroactively “corrected.”



    (A similar situation once arose in another country, when an itinerant foreigner managed to be appointed chief executive, without first becoming a naturalized citizen, and without first being elected. Once appointed, he suspended the Constitution, and had himself retroactively declared a citizen. Things went downhill from there. He dispossessed entire groups, based on what he thought was their racial status, and gave their stolen property to other people, based on the latter’s racial status. He was a hypnotic orator, with millions of robotic devotees, and ultimately was responsible for over 50 million deaths. Maybe you’ve heard of him.)

    • oldatlantic Says:

      Thanks for your long reply. I agree on the difference between COLB and hospital issued or similar detailed b.c. I didn’t check on pending comments until just now. Sorry this didn’t post earlier.

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