Evendweeber Scrooge: Mid tier executive at NSA.
Slob Crapchit: Crypto programmer working for Evendweeber Scrooge.
Week before Christmas at NSA at Fort Old Meede
Evendweeber: So how is the Crapchit household going to spend Christmas?
Slob: My kids have double autism from vaccines and so we have to do remedial work for their behind grade education program.
Evendweeber: I missed out on children, so busy with my career at NSA learning secrets.
Slob: What about your extended family?
Evendweeber: I have a nephew who has a girl friend, but not married.
Slob: How come?
Evendweeber: The usual, no stable income for White men his age.
Slob: I feel privileged to have my government job where I can have kids.
Evendweeber: What future will they have?
Slob: If they get over the autism, then we hope they can get into a magnet science high school.
Evendweeber: Aren’t those all filled with Asians now? Thomas Jefferson in Virginia is 70% Asian I hear.
Slob: Our Maryland suburb is not as advanced in the ways of Asian Diversity.
Evendweeber: But the Maryland schools are held back by the retarded Diversities. How can your kids learn in an ocean of noise?
Slob: It’s already a problem in elementary school. What about your nephew, what are his prospects?
Evendweeber: I keep telling him to get through the MOOC program in R from Johns Hopkins and get a data science job.
Slob: But somehow he can’t find the motivation?
Evendweeber: His social currency circle is all about Black basketball and football players. Blacks don’t take the R sequence so it doesn’t interest him.
Slob: So what then?
Evendweeber: His future seems hopeless. Makes me wonder who will be paying for Medicare when we retire.
Slob: That secret must be deeper in the pyramid.
This story is fictional and is not based on real characters at the NSA, or is it?