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3 AM Call Saudis want Plane to flee FBI

March 10, 2008

Hillary Whitewater Clinton and Barack Rezko Obama are arguing over how they will answer the phone at 3 a.m. But suppose its the FBI on the line saying Saudi princes have funded another terrorist attack in the US and want to leave now to go home and celebrate in Mecca.

Hillary: Have they paid Bill’s speaking fees?

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Obama: My wife wants a big house when we leave. We don’t want just a strip of grass this time, we want the whole house. Can they give us the house next to Michael Jackson in Dubai?

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George W. Bush: Send them home. Islam is the religion of peace. Celebrate in Mecca.

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John McCain: You guys at the FBI are such racist bigot Islamophobes. Of course they should get the plane to take them to Mecca to celebrate.

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