November 12, 2007 “Dipso fatso bingo asbo Tesco”
Greg Hurst, Political Correspondent
“Read the mottos suggested by Times readers.
It must have seemed such a simple wheeze to Gordon Brown: a motto to capture what makes Britain great. ”
“Once Great: Britain”, “Once mighty empire, slightly used”, “Your nation, ruined by Labour”, and “Going down with Brown”.
Some OA suggestions:
Britain’s Cassandra: Enoch Powell
Enoch, meet Dr. Watson.
Last Performance this Saturday.
England hath made a shameful conquest of itself.
Immigration is a foot.
My kingdom of immigrants for a safe porch.
Bliar on fire, a consummation devoutly to be wished.
Blair Brown Cameron doth murder sleep.
Out Out Brief Candle.
To be Britain or not to be Britain that is the national question.
It is the east, it is the sun, no its another terrorist fire.
He jests at scars that never felt a wound inflicted by immigrants.
Et tu Cameron?
The fault, dear Brown, is not in the stars
but in ourselves that we tolerate immigration.
Why man, immigration doth bestride the narrow globe like a colossus
and we petty men peep out to find ourselves dishonorable graves.
The rest is silence.
They eat us out of house and home. (Who said it?)
Non-Shakespeare inspired (these are humor as above)
Immigration not continuity
Done in by immigration
Deport them all. (Illegals that is.)
BNP BNP BNP
With friends like Bush who needs Brown?
Shakespeare would not be pleased.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Guest workers turn out to be locusts.
Students turn out to be terrorists.
Blair turns out to be Bliar
Cameron is Cameron
Brown is a weasel
Big Muhammad is watching you.
(Forest Gump) Immigration is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one will kill you. (Editor’s note, we told our correspondent to stop buying Chinese chocolates.)
If they aren’t calling you a Nazi, you aren’t speaking up.
Nice guys go extinct.
Civilizations are built by the middle class and destroyed by the toff class.
Built by Shakespeare now under new management.