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Bush Clinton Group to buy Airline puts before Terrrist Acts spoof

December 27, 2007

The Billy Bush Clinton Hillbilly Group Inc announced today it will buy puts in airline stocks before terrorist incidents.

“We are going to buy these put things before the Terrrists can do the bad things.”

Bush Clinton Group Inc investors

  1. Saudi Royal Family
  2. bin Laden Group
  3. Carlyle Group
  4. Taliban Holding Group
  5. UN Umbrella Group of Terrorist Sponsoring Countries
  6. North Korean Ruling Family
  7. Putin 40 Billion Foundation
  8. The Russian Oligarch Group (Rog)
  9. Dictator’s Retirement Fund
  10. K Street Project
  11. Karl Rove Group
  12. Chinese Lead Exporter Consortium
  13. East West 9-11 Group
  14. Money Laundering Group
  15. Private Banking Money Laundering Association
  16. 9-11 Hedge Fund Group
  17. 9-11 Tick Traders

The Bush Clinton Group will work with Muslim and Arab advocacy groups to stop profiling of Arabs and Muslims and keep Muslim immigration from The Terrorist Sponsoring Nations.

The above is satire, spoof or truth. All other disclaimers apply.


Paktick Battery Keeps Your Bomb Ticking for Months

December 27, 2007

The CIA, Saudis, etc. use “torture” aka enhanced interrogation for months on prisoners because of ticking time bombs. Ever wonder how they keep those time bombs ticking for months on end? They use the Paktick Battery. Guaranteed to keep your time bomb ticking while bin Laden’s men are tortured by Mush’s ISI men.

Paktick Battery is a licensed product of Mush Inc, a Musharraf A. Q. Khan General Ahmed Pakistan ISI Company. You can purchase yours at licensed dealers that may include Richard Armitage, the bin Laden Group, the Carlyle Group, the Bush Clinton Supply Company (member of the Bush Clinton Group of companies), and other members of the Saudi Royal Dealers.

This article is spoof or satire. All other disclaimers apply.

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