The Billy Bush Clinton Hillbilly Group Inc announced today it will buy puts in airline stocks before terrorist incidents.
“We are going to buy these put things before the Terrrists can do the bad things.”
Bush Clinton Group Inc investors
- Saudi Royal Family
- bin Laden Group
- Carlyle Group
- Taliban Holding Group
- UN Umbrella Group of Terrorist Sponsoring Countries
- North Korean Ruling Family
- Putin 40 Billion Foundation
- The Russian Oligarch Group (Rog)
- Dictator’s Retirement Fund
- K Street Project
- Karl Rove Group
- Chinese Lead Exporter Consortium
- East West 9-11 Group
- Money Laundering Group
- Private Banking Money Laundering Association
- 9-11 Hedge Fund Group
- 9-11 Tick Traders
The Bush Clinton Group will work with Muslim and Arab advocacy groups to stop profiling of Arabs and Muslims and keep Muslim immigration from The Terrorist Sponsoring Nations.
The above is satire, spoof or truth. All other disclaimers apply.