Hillary: I’ve always been Muslim. Since I went to Wellesley and was trained in Islamic theology. There were lots of engineers from MIT who wanted to date me, but I held out for Bill, who really does practice what Muhammad preached.
Heckler: But Obama isn’t Muslim.
Hillary: What does that have to do with it? I’m not converting because Obama is Muslim, which I know he isn’t, I’m announcing I was always Muslim, just like Tony Blair.
Heckler: But why now?
Hillary: I think the American people should know who is the real promoter of Islam in this race, and its me. If I am elected there will be a thousand 9-11’s.
Heckler: You’re going to just let Muslims in the country to commit a 1000 9-11’s?
Hillary: Why not, are you a racist?
Heckler: You won’t do anything to stop it?
Hillary: I’ll have Al Gore arrested.