(Spoof) At the White House:
George W. Bush: I am happy to announce the new Register our Defeat Campaign. We will register as many Hispanics as we can so that John McCain and I lose our jobs.
John McCain: This way we can take other Republicans with us.
George Bush: And also as many other Anglos as possible will lose their job.
John McCain: Especially working class whites who voted for George W. Bush and me over the years.
George Bush: This is payback for working class whites who voted against my father in 1992 for Buchanan and Perot. I can’t get enough out of my vendetta against them. Unlike killing Saddam, taking their jobs and hearing them suffer is the gift that keeps on giving.
John McCain: Nothing will give me greater satisfaction than Hispanics voting out Republicans this fall. This is the Obamanation, get used to it.