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Fox: Obama didn’t hold his hand over his fart.

November 8, 2007,2933,304723,00.html

ALAN COLMES, CO-HOST: Illinois Senator Barack Obama finds himself at the center of yet another controversy as conservatives continue their assault on his patriotism, if you can believe that.

The Democratic presidential hopeful is captured on film at a steak fry sponsored by Iowa Senator Tom Harkin. A closer look shows that Obama, unlike his Democratic colleagues, isn’t putting his hand over his heart during the national anthem. Can you believe this? That’s an outrage.

Joining us now with reaction is the author of “Outrage”. Oh, wait a minute. What a coincidence. Former Clinton advisor — I didn’t even know that was coming — Dick Morris.

Can you believe he was — is this unbelievable? Is this going to ruin his chances politically forever or what?

DICK MORRIS, AUTHOR, “OUTRAGE”: If he’d covered his heart, he’d have covered himself.

COLMES: Oh, come on. That’s very funny, but come on.

In never before seen footage, Fox infrared video detectors show that Obama didn’t put his hand over his fart during the national anthem. Sean Hannity will have total 360 coverage at 9 Eastern.

Dick Morris said, “If you break wind during the National Anthem you are supposed to put your hand over it out of respect. Its the same as putting your hand over your heart. You should put one hand over your heart and the other over your fart.”

The photo of Obama shows both his hands folded. Morris, “He wasn’t holding his hand over his fart or his heart.” Maybe he has no heart? Obama to be named Arguido by Portuguese Police, Morris has the inside scoop.

The Portuguese police will bring in witch sniffing dogs to check Barack Obama. Dick Morris:

These are special fart sniffing dogs. They can detect a fart months afterwards. They will be given the flag used at the ceremony. If they can detect Obama’s fart on it, then he will be indicted.

His wife has said he leaves his clothes on the floor. The dogs can tell that too.

Next up on Fox, Dick Morris and his fart sniffing dogs head to Gitmo.

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