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Opium Surge Quiets Iraq

January 17, 2008

Prince Rupert Hookahs to be distributed to press corps by Fox News.   Internet Hookah Cafes will be spread out around every mosque.   Poppies for sale.

An internet market in poppy varieties is to be started with futures and options on futures.   The Baghdad Futures Market will revitalize the Iraq economy.  These opium derivatives will be priced using the Black Coals Opiate Derivatives Pricing Formula.

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